Lyrics

• My heart is paralyzed

• My head was over sized

• I’ll take the high road like I should

• You said it’s meant to be

• That it’s not you, it’s me

• You’re leaving now for my own good

• That’s cool

• But if my friends ask where you are

• I’m gonna say

• She went down in airplane

• Fried getting sun-tanned

• Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

• Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes

• She met a shark underwater

• Fell and no one caught her

• I returned everything I ever bought her

• Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies

• And ways to say you died

• My pride still feels the sting

• You were my everything

• Someday I’ll find a love like yours (a love like yours)

• She’ll think I’m Superman

• Not super anything

• How could you leave?

• That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are

• I’m gonna say

• She was caught in a mudslide

• Eaten by a lion

• Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

• Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes

• She dried up in the desert

• Drowned in a hot tub

• Danced to death in a East Side nightclub

• Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies

• And ways to say goodbye

• I wanna live a thousand lives with you

• I wanna be the one you’re dying to love

• But you don’t want to

• That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are

• I’m gonna say

• That’s cool, but if my friends ask where you are

• I’m gonna say

• She went down in airplane

• Fried getting sun-tanned

• Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

• Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes

• She met a shark underwater

• Fell and no one caught her

• I returned everything I ever bought her

• Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies

• She was caught in a mudslide

• Eaten by a lion

• Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

• Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes

• She dried up in the desert

• Drowned in a hot tub

• Danced to death in an East Side nightclub

• Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies

• And ways to say you died

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