Lyrics

• Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake

• Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,

• Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,

• Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,

• Casually glancing at his toupee.

• Wish I was an English muffin

• 'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.

• I'd ease myself down,

• Comin' up brown.

• I prefer boysenberry

• More than any ordinary jam.

• I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

• Ah, South California.

• If I become a first lieutenant

• Would you put my photo on your piano?

• To Maryjane--

• Best wishes, Martin.

• (Old Roger draft-dodger

• Leavin' by the basement door),

• Everybody knows what he's

• Tippy-toeing down there for.

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