Lyrics

• I judge by what she's wearing

• Just how many heads I'm tearing

• Off of assholes coming on to her

• Each night seems like it's getting worse

• And I wish she'd take the night off

• So I don't have to fight off

• Every asshole coming on to her

• It happens every night she works

• They'll go and ask the DJ

• Find out just what would she say

• If they all tried coming on to her

• Don't they know it's never going to work

• They think they'll get inside her

• With every drink they buy her

• As they all try coming on to her

• This time somebody's getting hurt

• Here comes the next contestant

• Is that your hand on my girlfriend?

• Is that your hand?

• I wish you'd do it again

• I'll watch you leave here limping

• I wish you'd do it again

• I'll watch you leave here limping

• There goes the next contestant

• I even fear the ladies

• They're cool but twice as crazy

• Just as bad for coming on to her

• Don't they know it's never going to work

• Each time she bats an eyelash

• Somebody's grabbing her ass

• Everyone keeps coming on to her

• This time somebody's getting hurt

• Here comes the next contestant

• Is that your hand on my girlfriend?

• Is that your hand?

• I wish you'd do it again

• I'll watch you leave here limping

• I wish you'd do it again

• I'll watch you leave here limping

• There goes the next contestant

• I'm hating what she's wearing

• Everybody here keeps staring

• Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve

• This time somebody's getting hurt

• Here comes the next contestant

• Is that your hand on my girlfriend?

• Is that your hand?

• I wish you'd do it again

• I'll watch you leave here limping

• I wish you'd do it again

• I'll watch you leave here limping

• I wish you'd do it again

• Each night seems like it's getting worse

• I wish you'd do it again

• This time somebody's getting hurt

• There goes the next contestant

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