Lyrics

• Eminem: Heyyy!

• Steve: Hey, Em, What's Up

• Eminem: Steve Berman. What's Goin' On, Man, How You Doin Good To See You

• Again. What's Up

• Steve: Em, Could You Come Here And Have A Seat, Please

• Eminem: Umm, Yeah, What's...

• Steve: Vannessa, Shut The Door

• Secretary: Okay

• Eminem: So What's Up How's Orders Looking For The First Week

• Steve: It Would Be Better If You Gave Me Nothing At All

• Eminem: Wh-

• Steve: This Album Is Less Than Nothing. I Can't Sell This f****** Record

• Eminem: Wha-

• Steve: Do You Know What's Happening To Me Out There

• Eminem: Wh-wha-what's The Problem

• Steve: Violent Ground Told Me To Go f*** Myself!

• Eminem: Who's Violent...

• Steve: Tower Records Told Me To Shove This Record Up My a**! Do You Know

• What It Feels Like To Be Told To Have A Record Shoved Up Your a**

• Eminem: But, I-

• Steve: I'm Gonna Lose My f****** Job Over This. You Know Why Dre's Record

• Was So Successful He's Rappin' About Big-screen Tv's, Blunts, 40's And

• b******. You're Rappin' About h***sexuals And Vicadin

• Eminem: I Mean-

• Steve: I Can't Sell This s***!

• Eminem: What-

• Steve: Either Change The Record Or It's Not Coming Out!

• Eminem: What, I-

• Steve: Now Get The f*** Out Of My Office!

• Eminem: What Am I Supposed-

• Steve: Now!

• Eminem: Alright Man, Whateve

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