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(Same song and dance) D*** girl everywhere I go
(Same song and dance) I like the way you move all over the globe
(Same song and dance) Something about it man
(Same song and dance) In the pale moonlight
I'm lookin' at ya, yeah girl, you're kinda tooken back by
The whole rapper thing, aren't ya?
Probably thinkin you'll get slapped so dang hard ya
Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya?
Couple rape charges people think you're a monster
The police constantly buggin' you non-stop
I walk up on ya, well hello Tonya
I think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck
You out of gas? Do you got a flat? I would hate for you
To be stranded at the laundry mat, I got your back
Why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back
And sit up front, I'm not asking, it's a trap
You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a wrap
In broad day, and no masks for this attack
I heard 'em say, exact opposites attract
If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get you back, come on
Yeah baby, do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that a**, you ain't never gonna break that glass
That windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? (Same song and dance)
The first victim I had she was a big one
Big movie star, a party girl, big fun
She was the girl the media always picked on
In and out of rehab every 4 to 6 months
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
At Nickelodeon flashed the little kids once
What an event it was, I was sitting in front
I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns
Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in son
Look here she comes, I'd better pull out the big guns
Hello Lindsay, you're lookin' a little thin hun
How 'bout a ride to rehab? Get in c***
But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want
Girl I'm just kidding, let me start over again hon
See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention
Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension
You little wencher, murder wasn't my intention
If I wanted to kill you it woulda already been done
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her
With 66 inches of extension, cord
Yeah baby, do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that a**, you ain't never gonna break that glass
That windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? (Same song and dance)
My second victim was even bigger than the first
Pop star, icon, the whole works
She played the little schoolgirl when she first
Burst up on the scene, it seemed that the world was hers
She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts
It irked me, it made me mad at first, I lashed out in my songs
But what was really goin on was that I had developed a crush
I just didn't know how to tell it to her
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons or
Footage of me impalin' myself on an elephant tusk?
We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk
Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
Climb the gate and ring the bell like, "Hello my love"
I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
I'll share my Valium with you cause I'm feelin' you Britney
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one
Ever since the schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
I've been feelin' you, ooh-ooh girl you sexy little gal you
Hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value
C'mon toots, give me the Valium alley-oop
I'll slam dunk it in your mouth 'til you puke
And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
I'm 'bout to, make a new outfit outta you, new outfit?
Sh** I'll make a suit outta you, shoot
Now show me how you move, baby do how are you do
Yeah baby, do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that a**, you ain't never gonna break that glass
That windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? (Same song and dance)
Same kickin' and screamin'
Same cryin' and sobbin' (Same song and dance)
Same beggin' and pleadin'
Same yellin' and bleedin' (Same song and dance)
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