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Yo yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the chorus first
Here we go now
My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
And that's why I am like I am cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I on what I on cause I'm my mom
My mom my mom
I know you're probably tired of hearing about my mom oh ho
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
And how I became hooked on valium
Valium was in everything food that I ate
The water that I drank f***ing peas on my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
So everyday I have at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under a undera-f***in-chiever
My teacher didn't think I was going be nothing either
What the f*** you sticking gum up under the f***ing seat for?
Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether Either that or the mother f***ers been puffing reefer
But all this huffing and puffing wasn't what it was either
It was neither I was buzzing but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a tea cup?
B**** you ain't my keeper, I'm sleeping
What the f*** you keep on f***ing with me for?
S*** you need to leave me the f*** alone I ain't playing
Go find you a white crayon and color a f***ing zebra
My mom love Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am cause I'm like her
Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs That why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom
Wait a minute this ain't dinner this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday I ain't hear no complaints did I?
Now here's a plate full of pain killers now just wait Till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes
You little motherf***er ill make you sit there
And make that retarded f***ing face without even tasting it
You better lick the f***ing plate you ain't wasting it
Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again
And I ain't giving in
You're gonna just sit there in one f***ing place
Spinning again till next thanksgiving
And if you still ain't finished it I use the same sh** again
Then when I make spinach dip it will be placed into sh**
You little sh** want to sit there and play innocent
A rack fell and hit me at k mart and they witnessed it
Child support, your father he ain't slipped us sh**
Snd so what if he did that ain't none of your dang business kid
My mom there's no one else quite like my mom
I know why should let bygones be bygones
But she's the reason why I am high but I'm high on cause
My mom love Valium and lots of drugs
That why I am like I am cause I'm like her
Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs
That why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom
My mom loved valium now all I am Is a party animal
I am what I am
But I'm strong to be finished wit' me valium spinach
But my bars only last about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it without you in it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it
My valium, my valium
Man I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict nah
F*** that I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually what has ended up happenin', a tragedy
I'm f***in passin' it up catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it?
Pharmaceuticals of the bomb I'm beautiful
Secure the f***in' dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a f***in' aspirin and say that it has a headache
Here want a snack, you hungry you f***in' rat
Look at that, it's a Zanex, take it and take a nap
Eat it, but I don't need it, well f*** it then brake it up
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up all right Ma you win, I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin' Stumble hobble tumble slip drip then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head
My mom love Valium and lots of drugs
That why I am like I am cause I'm like her,
Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs
That why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom
My mom I'm just like her
My mom my mom my mom...
Meh mommeh, eh likah momma
Ha ha, sorry mom, still love you though
Dr. dre 2010, hey this sh** is hella hard homie
Yo take us on outta here
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