Lyrics

• Now This May Sound Disgusting An Like Very Gross

• But Its Sure To Have Your Trippin

• So Yall Listen Close

• Its Not Bright As The Sun Or Sweet Like Sugar

• But Its Rather On The Bug Tip And Its Called Pickin Boogers

• Now What Im Emceein Might Not Seem Kosher To You

• But Its Still Somethin We All Have To Do

• So Go Up Your Nose With A Finger Or Two

• And Pull Out One Or A Crusty Crew

• Yo, Dont Try To Front Like Its So Gloomy And Gray

• Cause We All Pick Our Boogers Sometime Every Day

• Whether Out In The Open Or On A Sneak Tip

• With A Finger, Tissue, Or Even A Q-tip

• Take It From The Biz Markie Because Im Jokin

• And Also, Remember This Slogan

• Hey, Ma, Whats For Dinner

• Go Up Your Nose And Pick A Winner

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• Let Me Tell You What Happened On The Train, Man

• I Was Coolin One Day With My Partner Kane

• Headed Up To The Rooftop, Ridin The D Train

• When The Man Sittin Next To Me Was So Profane

• Hed Stick His Finger Up His Nose, Then Do A Drain

• (you Should A Moved)

• I Was Just About, But All Of A Sudden, Homeboy Just Pulled Out

• A Big Green Slimey, Not Even Gonna Say It

• But It Weighed A Good Pound If You Tried To Weigh It

• He Sat There For A While With It In His Hand

• So I Tried To Play Cool And Like Ignore The Man

• So I Laid My Head Back To Catch A Quick Nap

• All Of Sudden, He Plucked It Dead In My Lap

• Now Kane Sat There Laughing Like It Was All A Joke

• But A Brother Like Biz Markie Had Almost Choked

• So I Dug Up My Nose And Pulled Out About 5

• And Plucked Every Last One Of Them Dead In His Eye

• Then The Man Jumped Up And Said

• Amp;quot;what's Wrong With Youamp;quot;

• And Wiped Them Off His Face And Said

• Amp;quot;i Can't Mess With Youamp;quot;

• Like If I Did Something That Was So Full Of Shame

• But Yo You Got To Know The Name Of The Game

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• Now Let Me Take A Trip Down Memory Lane

• Back In Public School With My Partner Kane

• When I Was Class Clown And He Was My Brother

• Sittin At The Desk Pluckin Boogers At Each Other

• Never Do Our Work As We Were Suppose

• Cause We Was Too Busy Diggin Up Our Nose

• And In The Lunchroom We Would Talk About Rude

• Gossip At The Person That All Leave His Food

• No Matter Who You Are We Didn't Give A Damn

• We Even Put Teachers Down With The Program

• Well If You Was A Woman Or If You're A Man

• We'd Put Boogers On Our Fingers Then Shake Your Hand

• Catch Anyone From Anywhere, But The Best Fun About It

• Catchin Kane Out There

• Especially When We Playing Ball At The Gym

• I Put Boogers On The Basketball And Pass It To Him

• Now We're Grown Up And Think That's Changed

• But We're Still Playin The Pick Your Boogers Game

• Just Last Night When Kane Was Gettin Ready

• I Slipped A Little Green One Inside His Spaghetti

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• Let Me Tell You What Happened To Me With This Girl

• One Night In Latin Quarters I Was Standin There Easy

• I Saw A Gorgeous Young Lady That I Wanted To Squeeze

• I Knew Sure Enough That I Really Did Want It

• So No Half-steppin I Pushed The Bonnet

• Well I'm A Go-able And Enough That Was Phat

• Had A Spotlight Beamin On My Bismal Cap

• But When She Stepped In The Light And She Got Real Close

• I Saw A Teeny Weeny Booger On The Tip Of Her Nose

• She Was Dressed Real Dep And And Her Body Was Hooked

• But That Brought-up Booger Just Ruined The Look

• I Wanted To Tell Her About It But I Couldn't Be Bold

• So I Played It Off And Said Amp;quot;that's A Cute Green Moleamp;quot;

• I Was Hopin From That She Would Wipe It Away

• But She Didn't Do Nothin , I Guess She Wanted It To Stay

• I Said Amp;quot;before You Get My Number, I Don't Mean To Diss You,

• But Write It In The Handbook Cause You're Gonna Need The Tissueamp;quot;

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