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Once upon a time, before I was insane.
I dated this Disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name.
But he broke up with me,
You're just way too creepy, plus I found someone else, his name's Mickey. (HO HO)
So, I wrote a song about his stupid ass.
Then, found this guy named John,
but that was over fast.
If you don't marry me, I will pull out your teeth!
You're totally crazy.
He hit me with his guitar, and he said that "we are through."
Just you wait, until I write a song about you!
Then, I met that Jake Gyllenhal dick,
and was obsessed right away!
You've sent me 1,000 messages!
and that's just from today!!
Oh, that's because I'm having your baby!
What?! But, you don't even put out
Stop questioning me, Jakey,
or I'll punch you 6 feet underground!!!!!!
Psycho, psycho, psycho!
Fine, go! It's good material
Next came Kennedy, I think he was fifeteen.
I bought the house next door,
to watch you constantly, and also to make sure.. You never ever cheat!
OMG! We are done, you are scary!"
Harry was my last, that One Direction freak.
I taped him to my wall, so he could never leave.
Someone call the police!
You're insane we are through!
You're just like all the rest!
What did I do to you?!
So I used, my stalker app.
To track down, all of those pricks.
The next song I write I'll use, their blood as my ink! Hey!
Holy crap, that nut job just bursted in!
What the hell is this?
It's a support group for all the men.
You wrote songs about, you bitch!"
What? I have not written about Harry yet.
I am just planning ahead.
Why are you even here anyway?
To finish you all off with my pen!
No, no, devil, devil, devil.
Oh, oh, It's true, I'm the devil!
OK! that's enough.
You were right, she's nuts.
You are coming with us.
Get off of me, I'm not crazy!!
This was all a trick, we knew you would come.
So, we hired this doctor.
You're going to an insane asylum,
based on the behavior I observed.
Oh, oh, Let me go, you assholes!
Welcome to your new home.
Haha, so you're crazy too, huh?